| JadziaDax |
05-04-2003 02:20 PM |
Blonde's in Heaven
Both blondes are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they died.
First blonde -- " I froze to death"
Second blonde -- "You froze to death --how horrible"
First blonde -- "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"
Second blonde -- "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."
First blonde -- " So, what happened?"
Second blonde -- "I was so sure that there was another woman there that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and then down to search the basement. Then, I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died"
First blonde -- "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive."
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