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bobby · 02-25-2004, 07:39 AM

Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"

absorbentishe · 02-25-2004, 09:24 AM

Oh that's great!!

tekaweni · 02-25-2004, 04:37 PM

Yeah, brilliant! Thanks

hawkeye · 02-25-2004, 07:25 PM

*blink*

eew.

*falls over laughing*

Infernal · 02-25-2004, 08:55 PM

bad image in head nooooooooooo

bacon_masta · 02-25-2004, 09:40 PM

hilarious AND disturbing. my kind of joke

scrappmittens · 02-25-2004, 10:18 PM

HAHHAHAHAHAHHA

monody · 02-25-2004, 11:03 PM

ohh! that's a good one!

thanks!

small one · 02-26-2004, 02:52 AM

New slant on old theme

What I did all night now takes all night

rsl12 · 02-26-2004, 10:51 AM

...and then he thought, "that noxeema really perked up my pecker juust right."

and she thought, "rats, i think i feel my scabs weeping again."

Keg-o-Grog · 02-27-2004, 03:48 AM

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww

Destrox · 02-27-2004, 05:00 AM

haha, thats great! nicely distrubing.

deportes · 03-01-2004, 06:59 PM

thats good

mastboyx · 03-06-2004, 12:48 PM

yeah that is disturbing, old people having sex not a pretty picture in my mind :S

mystmarimatt · 03-07-2004, 02:35 AM

bad thoughts go away, bad thoughts go away...

02-25-2004, 07:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	You're never to old.... Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!" And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!" __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

02-25-2004, 04:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Yeah, brilliant! Thanks __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

02-25-2004, 07:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	blink eew. falls over laughing __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

02-25-2004, 11:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
monody Tilted Location: with the dust bunnies	ohh! that's a good one! thanks! __________________ Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to explain the curious attractiveness of others. -Oscar Wilde.

02-26-2004, 10:51 AM	#10 (permalink)
rsl12 On the lam Location: northern va	...and then he thought, "that noxeema really perked up my pecker juust right." and she thought, "rats, i think i feel my scabs weeping again." __________________ oh baby oh baby, i like gravy.

02-25-2004, 09:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Oh that's great!!

02-25-2004, 08:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
Infernal Crazy Location: Brooklyn, NY	bad image in head nooooooooooo

02-25-2004, 09:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
bacon_masta Psycho Location: i live in the state of denial	hilarious AND disturbing. my kind of joke

02-25-2004, 10:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
scrappmittens Upright Location: Upstate NY	HAHHAHAHAHAHHA

02-26-2004, 02:52 AM	#9 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	New slant on old theme What I did all night now takes all night

02-27-2004, 03:48 AM	#11 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

02-27-2004, 05:00 AM	#12 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	haha, thats great! nicely distrubing. __________________ You bore me.... next.

03-01-2004, 06:59 PM	#13 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	thats good

03-06-2004, 12:48 PM	#14 (permalink)
mastboyx Insane Location: Mexico	yeah that is disturbing, old people having sex not a pretty picture in my mind :S __________________ Ignorance Is Bliss

03-07-2004, 02:35 AM	#15 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	bad thoughts go away, bad thoughts go away... __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.