You're never to old....
 

Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"

:eek:

Oh that's great!!

Yeah, brilliant! Thanks

*blink*

eew.

*falls over laughing*

bad image in head nooooooooooo :hmm: :lol:

hilarious AND disturbing. my kind of joke

HAHHAHAHAHAHHA

ohh! that's a good one!

thanks!

New slant on old theme

What I did all night now takes all night

...and then he thought, "that noxeema really perked up my pecker juust right."

and she thought, "rats, i think i feel my scabs weeping again."

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww :p

haha, thats great! nicely distrubing.

thats good

yeah that is disturbing, old people having sex not a pretty picture in my mind :S