chewybaca96

The Hippy and the Nun

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.
He sits down next to her, and asks her:
"Can we have sex?"

"No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and
says:
"I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!"

"Yeah?", says the hippie.

"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery
every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you
have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some
of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop
up in the cemetery claiming to be God."

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in
the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday
night.

"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood
low about his face.
"Have sex with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to
restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not
to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.

As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood
with a flourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"

"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver"

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dun_ask

heard it, but you made a mistake. The nun agrees without question, but begs him to
restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not
to lose her virginity.

suppose to be herself instead of himself =)

arcane

no....himself is right

saying "begs him to restrict herself to anal sex" makes it sound like the hippie is both a man and a woman and is contradictory

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thedrake

ehhh

Crack

Either way, I got the gist, funny joke man!

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Lloyd

hehe, lol, great joke!

PoteMatic

wow that was disturbing

bacon_masta

never heard that one before, great joke

twilightfoix

ha ha, i'm the freakin bus driver. hold on, i think i'm gonna be sick

aphex140

lol I will forward that to all the hippies i know not to sure about whether the nuns will like it though

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Keg-o-Grog

hahahaaaaaaaa i loved it. LOVED IT.. did not see it coming either :P made me laugh out loud

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sillygirl

Oh, God

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small one

Never saw it coming