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The Hippy and the Nun

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.
He sits down next to her, and asks her:
"Can we have sex?"

"No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and
says:
"I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!"

"Yeah?", says the hippie.

"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery
every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you
have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some
of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop
up in the cemetery claiming to be God."

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in
the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday
night.

"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood
low about his face.
"Have sex with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to
restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not
to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.

As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood
with a flourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"

"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver"

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Brian: “Ok, all we’ve gotta do is find the American Embassy, and they’ll help us get home”
Stewie: “Home? I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel with that intolerable woman, that fat slob, and that insufferable dog… Oh, you’re right here aren’t you? Oh well, I stand by it."