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Old 01-31-2004, 03:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Tiger wouldn't do that

Hope its not a repost....

A couple was on their honeymoon, laying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one other guy."

"Oh yeah?Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods the golfer?"
"Yeah."

"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the husband getsup and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" says the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry. I was going to call room service and get some food."


"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah?What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

"What are you doing?" She says.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get some food."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah?What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."

The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.


The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"


"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole!"
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Old 01-31-2004, 10:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
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great, i love it
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Old 01-31-2004, 11:12 AM   #3 (permalink)
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He he, good one!
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Old 01-31-2004, 01:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
so many men...so little time.
 
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that was too good!
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Old 01-31-2004, 02:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Funny stuff! Thanks
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Old 01-31-2004, 05:43 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol pretty funny
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Old 01-31-2004, 06:33 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2004, 01:59 AM   #8 (permalink)
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That's pretty good
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Old 02-01-2004, 11:15 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Hahahaha, thats beautiful, I love these jokes, thanks for posting.
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Old 02-01-2004, 01:27 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Hahah, silly Tiger.
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Old 02-01-2004, 04:41 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Tiger wouldn't let himself score par.
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