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tuffrr 01-31-2004 03:00 AM

Tiger wouldn't do that
 
Hope its not a repost....

A couple was on their honeymoon, laying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one other guy."

"Oh yeah?Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods the golfer?"
"Yeah."

"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the husband getsup and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" says the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry. I was going to call room service and get some food."


"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah?What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

"What are you doing?" She says.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get some food."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah?What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."

The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.


The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"


"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole!"

PayUp 01-31-2004 10:01 AM

great, i love it

Gortexfogg 01-31-2004 11:12 AM

He he, good one!

txgirl 01-31-2004 01:52 PM

that was too good!

Brewmaniac 01-31-2004 02:41 PM

Funny stuff! Thanks

Flesh 01-31-2004 05:43 PM

lol pretty funny

riptide4070 01-31-2004 06:33 PM

not bad

indiretto 02-01-2004 01:59 AM

That's pretty good

SofaKing 02-01-2004 11:15 AM

Hahahaha, thats beautiful, I love these jokes, thanks for posting.

TerresqueÜ 02-01-2004 01:27 PM

Hahah, silly Tiger.

skier 02-01-2004 04:41 PM

Tiger wouldn't let himself score par.


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