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tuffrr · 02-01-2004, 09:00 PM

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do,we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....."he said with a deep sigh"...

"Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

02-01-2004, 10:15 PM

LMFAO- I was not expecting that one! Love it.............

sillygirl · 02-01-2004, 10:33 PM

heheeeeheeheheheheheehee
That was great, oldie, but goodie

moonstrucksoul · 02-01-2004, 10:48 PM

that is so fucking hilarious, i haven't had a laugh like that in a few days. i couldn't help but think of jessica simpson

Jonah Hex · 02-02-2004, 03:39 PM

didnt expect that vgood

Sensei · 02-02-2004, 10:10 PM

That's great!!! I thought the punchline would have the word cock somewhere in it, nice suprise!

02-02-2004, 10:29 PM

"but it says 'Chicken of the Sea' on the can! It's not Chicken?"
lmao

macmanmike6100 · 02-03-2004, 12:12 AM

LOLOL blondes blondes

clifclav · 02-03-2004, 09:04 AM

wasn't expecting that at all. thanks

02-01-2004, 09:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
tuffrr Registered User Location: On the internet	Rooster jigsaw puzzle A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do,we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....."he said with a deep sigh"... "Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

02-01-2004, 10:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	heheeeeheeheheheheheehee That was great, oldie, but goodie __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

02-01-2004, 10:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
moonstrucksoul hovering in the distance Location: the land of milk and honey	that is so fucking hilarious, i haven't had a laugh like that in a few days. i couldn't help but think of jessica simpson __________________ no signature required

02-02-2004, 03:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jonah Hex Upright Location: Rugby UK	didnt expect that vgood __________________ "Bother" said POOH as he was sold to the Americans.

02-02-2004, 10:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sensei Black Belt in Slacking Off Location: Portland Or-ah-gun	That's great!!! I thought the punchline would have the word cock somewhere in it, nice suprise! __________________ Slacking off with style since 1981.

02-01-2004, 10:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	LMFAO- I was not expecting that one! Love it.............

02-02-2004, 10:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	"but it says 'Chicken of the Sea' on the can! It's not Chicken?" lmao

02-03-2004, 12:12 AM	#8 (permalink)
macmanmike6100 High Honorary Junkie Location: Tri-state.	LOLOL blondes blondes

02-03-2004, 09:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	wasn't expecting that at all. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!