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tuffrr 02-01-2004 09:00 PM

Rooster jigsaw puzzle
 
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do,we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....."he said with a deep sigh"...

"Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

02-01-2004 10:15 PM

LMFAO- I was not expecting that one! Love it.............

sillygirl 02-01-2004 10:33 PM

heheeeeheeheheheheheehee
That was great, oldie, but goodie

moonstrucksoul 02-01-2004 10:48 PM

that is so fucking hilarious, i haven't had a laugh like that in a few days. i couldn't help but think of jessica simpson

Jonah Hex 02-02-2004 03:39 PM

didnt expect that vgood

Sensei 02-02-2004 10:10 PM

That's great!!! I thought the punchline would have the word cock somewhere in it, nice suprise!

02-02-2004 10:29 PM

"but it says 'Chicken of the Sea' on the can! It's not Chicken?"
lmao

macmanmike6100 02-03-2004 12:12 AM

LOLOL blondes blondes

clifclav 02-03-2004 09:04 AM

wasn't expecting that at all. thanks


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