Rooster jigsaw puzzle
 

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do,we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....."he said with a deep sigh"...

"Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

LMFAO- I was not expecting that one! Love it.............

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That was great, oldie, but goodie

that is so fucking hilarious, i haven't had a laugh like that in a few days. i couldn't help but think of jessica simpson

didnt expect that vgood

That's great!!! I thought the punchline would have the word cock somewhere in it, nice suprise!

"but it says 'Chicken of the Sea' on the can! It's not Chicken?"
lmao

LOLOL blondes blondes

wasn't expecting that at all. thanks