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Old 01-21-2004, 04:22 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A Test in Ethics

Not sure if this should be inpolitics, but you can change the names

With all your honour and dignity -what would you do? This test only has
one question, but it's a very important one.

Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thinking... By
giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional
situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other.
Remember that your answer needs to be honest, but yet spontaneous.



You're in Florida... in Miami, to be exact...
There is a huge chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and all
the flooding...

There are huge masses of water all over you....

You are a CNN photographer...and you are in the middle of this great
disaster .....

The situation is nearly hopeless.

You're trying to shoot very impressive photos...

There are houses and people floating around you,
disappearing into the water...

Nature is showing all its destroying power... and is ripping everything
away with it...

Suddenly you see a man floating by on a log...

He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken
away by the masses of water and mud...

You move closer...

Somehow the man looks familiar and, somehow,
important...

Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him
away, forever...

You have two options.

You can save him or you can take the best photo of
your life.
So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer
prize winning photo... A photo displaying the death of a very powerful
man...

And here's the question: (Please give an honest
answer)




Will you take the photo in black and white, or colour?

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Old 01-21-2004, 04:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Colour!

Then I would still try to save his life.
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Old 01-21-2004, 10:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Color... and then save him. There are very few people I can think of that I wouldn't save (living people that is). Even those I totally disagree with. Heck, your saving that person might make them rethink their positions on issues...
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Old 01-21-2004, 10:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Colour and then I'd let the Secret Service save his ass... and take pictures of that too!
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Old 01-21-2004, 01:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I wouldn't vote for him, but I would save him.
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Old 01-21-2004, 02:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Black and white. And then I'd save him.
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Old 01-21-2004, 02:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'd huck the camera at him to make sure he dies
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Old 01-21-2004, 02:17 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Black and white, then I'd wave "bye bye" to him (with a of course)
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Old 01-21-2004, 07:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Homey_V
I'd huck the camera at him to make sure he dies
awesome!
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Old 01-22-2004, 02:38 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I would be more concerned about what to have for tea
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Old 01-22-2004, 03:36 AM   #11 (permalink)
who ever said streaking was a bad thing?
 
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Black and White... I'd make some dumbass comment to him too.... like 'are you doing okay or do you need some help?' Something dumbass like that.
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Old 01-22-2004, 06:17 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I'd take it in color, then if I wanted a black and white copy later I could always do that in photoshop.
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Old 01-26-2004, 06:10 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Black and white, it ll look good on his funeral.
Besides, all of the black and white tv owners wout miss out on the fun.
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Old 01-26-2004, 06:27 PM   #14 (permalink)
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that is all
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Old 01-27-2004, 04:13 AM   #15 (permalink)
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None of the above, I'd be running like hell so I wouldn't be next
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Old 01-27-2004, 10:09 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Why does everyone answer the joke as if it were a real ethics test?
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Old 01-27-2004, 11:15 AM   #17 (permalink)
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hah, I'd take it in digital, then give copies to everyone in 50 different versions of B/W, and in color.

And i'd save him..but darnit, i'd hate to get my new digital camera wet, and darnit, this one is too light to throw at him to make sure he dies, sooo, i guess i'd jump in and save him, but afterwards, i'd kick him in the nuts
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Old 01-27-2004, 12:17 PM   #18 (permalink)
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if i were a real photographer i would a camera with several settings so i would take one in B&W and then color and to get some other variations ill turn the camera on its side and also mess with the panoramic setting.
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Old 01-27-2004, 12:25 PM   #19 (permalink)
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i'd ask him to "Vogue" for me....

Strike a pose, Mr Bush..

OH yea, Flaunt it for the camera, That's it, OOo, pouty, OOhh, you want me, you know you do, give it to me, oh oh yea.oh yea..WAAIIITTT!!! MAKEUP!!! Do something with that nose...i can see mt everest in it...Ok, thanks

Shake that booty now..cmon..

Nah, i'd just snap a few, change lenses, snap a few more, get some good shots in RAW digital, then save him, Then kick him in the nuts...
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Old 01-27-2004, 08:23 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Ugh, fine I'll answer the question too since everyone is. I'd save him, kick him in the nuts, then throw him back in.
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Old 01-30-2004, 11:04 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Color... you can always turn it into black and white but it's awful hard to turn it into color. But in all realaty if there was somthing I could do to save him I would.
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