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Old 05-01-2003, 07:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A dog named Sex _ Its good

A Dog Named Sex
by Morty Storm


When I went to City Hall ro renew
my dog's licence, I told the clerk I
wanted a licence for Sex. He said, "I'd
like one, too!"
Then I said, "But this is a dog."
He said, "I don't care what she
looks like." Then I said, " You don't
understand, I've had Sex sence I was
9 years old." He winked at me and said,
"you must have been quite a kid."
When I got married and went on
my honymoon, I took my dog with
me. I told the motel clerk I wanted a room for
my wife and I, and a special room for Sex. He
said, " You don't need a special room for Sex. As
long as you pay your bill, we don't care what
you do."
I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand.
Sex keeps me awake at night."
The clerk said, "Funny, I have the sameproblem."
Well, one day I entered Sex in a contest, but
before the competition began, the dog got loose
and ran away. Another contestant asked me
why I was just standing there, looking disppointed.
I told him I had planned to have Sex in
the contest. He said, " Wonderful! If you sell
tickets, you'll clean up!"
But you don't understand, I said, "I want to
have Sex on TV." He said, "Thay already have
that on cable, It's no big deal anymore."
Well, my wife and I decided to separate, so we went
to court to fight for custody of the dog.
I said to the judge, "Your honor, I had Sex
before I was married." The judge said," The court
is not a confessional. Please stick to the facts,"
Then I said, "After I was married, Sex left
me." He said, "Me too."
Well, last night Sex ran away again, and I spent
hours looking all over for him. A cop came over to
me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley
at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "Looking for Sex."
My case comes up Friday.
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Nicely written, still a good one.
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Heh. Heard it before, but it's still funny!
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Old 05-01-2003, 11:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I've heard this before, but I can't remember where. It's a classic.
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Old 05-01-2003, 11:47 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Sounds familiar to one I've heard before. Still good, though.
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Old 05-01-2003, 04:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Rimshot.
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i've seen it before, but still good
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
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heh that's cute
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
 
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i love sex... sex is my best friend...
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Old 05-02-2003, 04:16 AM   #10 (permalink)
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This is another one of those classics! Keep 'em rolling in.
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Old 05-02-2003, 05:02 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Yes, an oldie but goodie! Thanks
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Old 05-02-2003, 05:22 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Still good after all these years! Ha ha ha
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Old 05-02-2003, 06:31 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Heard it before, but good to see it written out
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