A dog named Sex _ Its good
 

A Dog Named Sex
by Morty Storm


When I went to City Hall ro renew
my dog's licence, I told the clerk I
wanted a licence for Sex. He said, "I'd
like one, too!"
Then I said, "But this is a dog."
He said, "I don't care what she
looks like." Then I said, " You don't
understand, I've had Sex sence I was
9 years old." He winked at me and said,
"you must have been quite a kid."
When I got married and went on
my honymoon, I took my dog with
me. I told the motel clerk I wanted a room for
my wife and I, and a special room for Sex. He
said, " You don't need a special room for Sex. As
long as you pay your bill, we don't care what
you do."
I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand.
Sex keeps me awake at night."
The clerk said, "Funny, I have the sameproblem."
Well, one day I entered Sex in a contest, but
before the competition began, the dog got loose
and ran away. Another contestant asked me
why I was just standing there, looking disppointed.
I told him I had planned to have Sex in
the contest. He said, " Wonderful! If you sell
tickets, you'll clean up!"
But you don't understand, I said, "I want to
have Sex on TV." He said, "Thay already have
that on cable, It's no big deal anymore."
Well, my wife and I decided to separate, so we went
to court to fight for custody of the dog.
I said to the judge, "Your honor, I had Sex
before I was married." The judge said," The court
is not a confessional. Please stick to the facts,"
Then I said, "After I was married, Sex left
me." He said, "Me too."
Well, last night Sex ran away again, and I spent
hours looking all over for him. A cop came over to
me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley
at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "Looking for Sex."
My case comes up Friday.

Nicely written, still a good one.

Heh. Heard it before, but it's still funny! ;)

I've heard this before, but I can't remember where. It's a classic.

Sounds familiar to one I've heard before. Still good, though.

Rimshot.

i've seen it before, but still good

heh that's cute

i love sex... sex is my best friend...

This is another one of those classics! Keep 'em rolling in.

Yes, an oldie but goodie! Thanks

Still good after all these years! Ha ha ha

Heard it before, but good to see it written out :)