12-30-2003, 02:48 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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What NOT to do during "Return of the King"
Taken from this site (but probably not originated there):
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." 3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." 4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. 5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts. 6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." 7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" 8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. 9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. 10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" 11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" 12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. 13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" 14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. 15. Start an Orc sing-a-long. 16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused. 17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!" 18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like. 19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene. 20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California. 21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"
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12-30-2003, 05:11 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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yeah, the drinking game will be great when the DVD comes out.
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01-04-2004, 11:06 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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23. At the end of the movie when they kiss sing "Don't wanna close my eyes.... don't wanna fall asleep, cause I miss you babe and I don't wanna miss a thing..... " -aerosmith
good list!
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01-06-2004, 06:32 AM | #15 (permalink) | |
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Re: What NOT to do during "Return of the King"
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My buddy and I both shouted "Mr. Anderson!" I am positive I am not alone in this.
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01-06-2004, 09:16 PM | #16 (permalink) |
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I want to do those. Too bad I already went to see it. The drinking one does sound fun when it comes out though
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01-07-2004, 06:18 PM | #20 (permalink) | |
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hahaha!
yep.... im guilty of number 6... couldnt help it Quote:
I DID THAT ONE TOO!!! how can you not!! awsome |
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01-19-2004, 01:23 PM | #26 (permalink) | |
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Location: Iowa...sometimes
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Re: What NOT to do during "Return of the King"
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01-27-2004, 02:34 AM | #36 (permalink) |
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We're FINALLY getting ROTK here next month...I might have to try some of those
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01-30-2004, 12:50 PM | #40 (permalink) |
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26. Near the end when all the little Hobbits are on the bed bouncing around, hugging each other and telling each other how much they love each other and smiling gayly at Gandalf, who's smiling gayly back at them, say loudly,
"Isn't that just a little Michael Jacksonesque??!!" If anyone saw the Saturday night live with Ian McEllan you'll think it's even funnier. |
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