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Old 01-30-2004, 02:24 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Ummm...every time Gandalf smiles it's done gayly...duh...
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Old 01-30-2004, 11:29 PM   #42 (permalink)
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I'm seriously going to have to try some of those... especially when the DVD comes out.
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Old 02-02-2004, 03:44 AM   #43 (permalink)
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when Gady rides out to force the naz's back.. yell out.. "The remarkable armor dosent run over your whole body does it?"

When the ring sings into Mordor.. and Sam smiles at Frodo.. yell out.. "YOU GOONIE"


Everytime Sam says something finish it off by using an inhalier and say.. you goonie.


sorry i can never get over the fact that he was a goonie.. hehe
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Old 02-02-2004, 02:28 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Originally posted by quadro2000

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
I found myself actually doing this one throughout the film. It drove my wife crazy.
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Old 02-04-2004, 11:14 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Somebody's going to have to 'splain the
"Mr. Anderson" thing to those of us who
don't get out much.
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Old 02-04-2004, 12:47 PM   #46 (permalink)
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haha great list
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Old 02-04-2004, 09:45 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Originally posted by TwoToTango
Somebody's going to have to 'splain the
"Mr. Anderson" thing to those of us who
don't get out much.
He played Agent Smith in Matrix I do believe, who would always call Neo by the name of "Mr. Anderson". Correct me if I'm wrong.

BTW, great list. Must wait for the dvd now.
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Old 02-04-2004, 10:58 PM   #48 (permalink)
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How about:

Bring a Randy Newman CD and play "Short People Got No Reason to Live" during every hobbit-ridden scene.
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Old 02-06-2004, 09:28 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Re: What NOT to do during "Return of the King"

Quote:
Originally posted by quadro2000

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

Wow, I wasn't alone on this one by a mile
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Old 02-09-2004, 08:22 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Now I have some serious plans for what I'll say when I buy the dvds. Thanks!
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Old 02-09-2004, 07:41 PM   #51 (permalink)
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oh my god that is funny!
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Old 02-10-2004, 11:54 AM   #52 (permalink)
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heh heh alright...
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Old 02-10-2004, 05:15 PM   #53 (permalink)
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i see things like this all the time... im considering actually trying it to see the theatres reaction hahh..
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Old 02-10-2004, 05:37 PM   #54 (permalink)
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I'm sorry. I was one of the guys adding "Mr. Anderson" to the end of all Elrond's statements.

*Hangs head in shame.*
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Old 02-15-2004, 12:54 AM   #55 (permalink)
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24. Everytime Gandalf is in a pressing situation yell out "Use your magnetic powers"
24a. My version was wait for a tense scene with Gandalf then stand up and yell "Hey! I just realized that Gandalf is a damn stinkin' mutant!"
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Old 02-19-2004, 10:05 PM   #56 (permalink)
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I have got to go spend some cash on another ticket just to try some of these
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Old 02-25-2004, 11:17 AM   #57 (permalink)
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lame
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Old 02-25-2004, 02:29 PM   #58 (permalink)
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That is hilarious!
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Old 02-26-2004, 02:01 AM   #59 (permalink)
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those are funny-- im gonna try some of them next time i watch it with a friend
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Old 03-19-2004, 03:51 AM   #60 (permalink)
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Hilarious.
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