What NOT to do during "Return of the King"
 

Taken from this site (but probably not originated there):

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.

20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.

21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"

hahaha this is great! almost want to do a few of these

yeah, the drinking game will be great when the DVD comes out.

22. Yell 'Mohammed!' with your party at the end of the movie...inside joke. Good list.

Hahahahaha :D

Classics

I'm gonna have to try a few of these b/c I am at heart an A-HOLE

Someone did come to the premire dressed as Luke from SW.

These are really funny.

They originated at www.entmoot.com which is like a fan site for Tolkien.

hmm, you'd look like a complete fool for most of those. Although I would like to see someone try it.

if anyone would do something like that .....
... and thats why they should have metal detectors at movie theatre.

hahahaha

yeah... that was a good time

I would do the drinking game, but damn I had to work when they did all three movies back to back. WTF? I could have been hammered SO badly...

Yeah, I think Mr.Anderson ruined LOTR for me. I kept on thinking he was going to pull out his Desert Eagle and put on his earpiece. STupid me:-p

23. At the end of the movie when they kiss sing "Don't wanna close my eyes.... don't wanna fall asleep, cause I miss you babe and I don't wanna miss a thing..... " -aerosmith

good list!

Re: What NOT to do during "Return of the King"
 

It worked best for the premiere of the first one, where he said "Welcome to Rivendell..."

My buddy and I both shouted "Mr. Anderson!"

I am positive I am not alone in this.

I want to do those. Too bad I already went to see it. The drinking one does sound fun when it comes out though :)

*laughing*... "It's Just A Flesh Wound!"

great post, thanks

damn, that's some funny shit!!!, thanks

hahaha!

yep.... im guilty of number 6... couldnt help it




I DID THAT ONE TOO!!! how can you not!! awsome

Re: What NOT to do during "Return of the King"
 

:lol: Hahahahahah

Me and a friend of mine REALLY do that!

hahahaha that was an awesome list, best laugh I've had in a while thanks :)

I saw that a couple weeks ago... Still good the second time around :)

Good Post

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"



haha.....this is gold

That'll be fun when watching the DVD with people that never saw it. ;)

Re: What NOT to do during "Return of the King"
 

ROFL!!!

24. Everytime Gandalf is in a pressing situation yell out "Use your magnetic powers"

wow, this would make the movie even better!

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

ROFLMAO at the lotr fans bashing the poor harry potter fan during the film :lol:

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"


I should have done that

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

Ahahaha that was the best. Mr Anderson was great too :D

nice very nice

I wonder if they're trying to revive the spirit of Rocky Horror....
could be!

hahah

that was hilarious, i actually laughed out loud on some of those

We're FINALLY getting ROTK here next month...I might have to try some of those :lol:

you shall not pass


thats great

I've got one of my own I'd like to add.

When Sam is carrying Frodo up the mountain to the fires of Doom, did anyone besides me want to start chanting "RUDY! RUDY!"

/sean aston as Rudy for those who did not see the movie.

Very Good ones. Love the Mr. Anderson one.

26. Near the end when all the little Hobbits are on the bed bouncing around, hugging each other and telling each other how much they love each other and smiling gayly at Gandalf, who's smiling gayly back at them, say loudly,

"Isn't that just a little Michael Jacksonesque??!!"

If anyone saw the Saturday night live with Ian McEllan you'll think it's even funnier.