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gamer715 · 05-01-2003, 09:26 PM

So a duck walks into a bar. He orders shot after shot, and after 'while the bartender becomes suspicious and asks, "Hey, buddy, how're you gonna pay for all this?"

So the duck says, "Put it on my bill."

nerk nerk nerk

MexicanOnABike · 05-01-2003, 09:38 PM

AHAHA AHAHA AHAH(sarcastic)

mjby2 · 05-01-2003, 11:24 PM

Oh no!

nefarious · 05-02-2003, 12:02 AM

i'm laughing.. but it's so stupid! hahaa!

cheese · 05-02-2003, 02:24 AM

classic clean but classic

Snakeyes · 05-04-2003, 10:24 AM

nerk nerk nerk was the only funny part

GremlinDelirium · 05-04-2003, 05:22 PM

So old, so classic... Funny to be reminded of how stupid things can be to get a laugh.

ForgottenKnight · 05-04-2003, 07:05 PM

Classic duck joke! Thanks for the reminder.

mirevolver · 05-04-2003, 07:11 PM

*groan*

Tophat665 · 05-04-2003, 07:26 PM

GUy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a duck on his head. Psychiatrist says, "Can I help you?"

Duck says, "Yeah. Can you get this guy off my ass?"

05-01-2003, 09:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
gamer715 Insane Location: here	duck walks into a bar So a duck walks into a bar. He orders shot after shot, and after 'while the bartender becomes suspicious and asks, "Hey, buddy, how're you gonna pay for all this?" So the duck says, "Put it on my bill." nerk nerk nerk __________________ What 'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

05-01-2003, 09:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	AHAHA AHAHA AHAH(sarcastic) __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

05-02-2003, 12:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
nefarious Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	i'm laughing.. but it's so stupid! hahaa! __________________ Si vis pacem, para bellum. - Vegetius "Do Re Mil.3, Prol.

05-04-2003, 05:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	So old, so classic... Funny to be reminded of how stupid things can be to get a laugh. __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

05-04-2003, 07:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	Classic duck joke! Thanks for the reminder. __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

05-02-2003, 02:24 AM	#5 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	classic clean but classic

05-04-2003, 10:24 AM	#6 (permalink)
Snakeyes Loser Location: Toronto	nerk nerk nerk was the only funny part

05-04-2003, 07:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	groan __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

05-04-2003, 07:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	GUy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a duck on his head. Psychiatrist says, "Can I help you?" Duck says, "Yeah. Can you get this guy off my ass?" __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-01-2003, 11:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
mjby2 Crazy	Oh no!