duck walks into a bar
 

So a duck walks into a bar. He orders shot after shot, and after 'while the bartender becomes suspicious and asks, "Hey, buddy, how're you gonna pay for all this?"

So the duck says, "Put it on my bill."


nerk nerk nerk

AHAHA AHAHA AHAH(sarcastic)

Oh no!

i'm laughing.. but it's so stupid! hahaa!

classic clean but classic

nerk nerk nerk was the only funny part

So old, so classic... Funny to be reminded of how stupid things can be to get a laugh. :)

Classic duck joke! Thanks for the reminder.

*groan*

GUy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a duck on his head. Psychiatrist says, "Can I help you?"

Duck says, "Yeah. Can you get this guy off my ass?"