05-01-2003, 09:26 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: here
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duck walks into a bar
So a duck walks into a bar. He orders shot after shot, and after 'while the bartender becomes suspicious and asks, "Hey, buddy, how're you gonna pay for all this?"
So the duck says, "Put it on my bill." nerk nerk nerk
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05-04-2003, 07:26 PM | #10 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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GUy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a duck on his head. Psychiatrist says, "Can I help you?"
Duck says, "Yeah. Can you get this guy off my ass?"
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