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Old 05-01-2003, 09:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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duck walks into a bar

So a duck walks into a bar. He orders shot after shot, and after 'while the bartender becomes suspicious and asks, "Hey, buddy, how're you gonna pay for all this?"

So the duck says, "Put it on my bill."


nerk nerk nerk
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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AHAHA AHAHA AHAH(sarcastic)
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Old 05-01-2003, 11:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh no!
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Old 05-02-2003, 12:02 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i'm laughing.. but it's so stupid! hahaa!
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Old 05-02-2003, 02:24 AM   #5 (permalink)
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classic clean but classic
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Old 05-04-2003, 10:24 AM   #6 (permalink)
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nerk nerk nerk was the only funny part
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Old 05-04-2003, 05:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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So old, so classic... Funny to be reminded of how stupid things can be to get a laugh.
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Old 05-04-2003, 07:05 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Classic duck joke! Thanks for the reminder.
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Old 05-04-2003, 07:11 PM   #9 (permalink)
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*groan*
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Old 05-04-2003, 07:26 PM   #10 (permalink)
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GUy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a duck on his head. Psychiatrist says, "Can I help you?"

Duck says, "Yeah. Can you get this guy off my ass?"
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