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aurigus · 12-04-2003, 08:46 AM

Our college newspaper has a police log in it, which basically has little blurbs about things the police dealt with. Here is one from today:

Disorderly Conduct: The State College Police Department found a naked man covered in condiments in the 300 block of Holly Alley. Police said that he was rolling around in the alley at 12:13 a.m. yesterday as part of a ritual for Sigma Pi fraternity, 303 Fraternity Row. He will be cited with disorderly conduct, State College police said.

I couldn't help but laugh out loud. Here is another one from 1997:

Criminal Mischief: Two intoxicated football fans, attempting to recreate a Mentos candy commercial, unknowingly went into an undercover police car Saturday and tried to walk through the back seat of the car, the State College Police Department said.

The two University students were cited with $300 fines.

I figure there has to be many other college and regular newspapers out there with entries like these... do you know of any?

Lotronex · 12-04-2003, 09:33 AM

Are those from Penn State?

aurigus · 12-04-2003, 09:36 AM

Yup... Daily Collegian

kifferfong · 12-04-2003, 09:37 PM

The second one had me laughing out loud! Those bozos!

mirevolver · 12-04-2003, 10:15 PM

Yeah, frats and alcohol make people do stupid things.

doodah · 12-05-2003, 12:53 AM

dude those are hilarious theres a vid with bam magera walking and then crawling though someones driver window and getting out the passenger and just wlaking away it was a strangers car too!

Gortexfogg · 12-05-2003, 05:55 AM

Funny stuff!

MexicanOnABike · 12-05-2003, 08:31 PM

hehe... i know someone who would do stupid things like this.

TM875 · 12-06-2003, 11:15 AM

Considering that about 75% of my high school went to Penn State, I probably know one of those morons.

Sad thing is, this doesn't surprise me.

Keg-o-Grog · 12-06-2003, 05:22 PM

hmm ?

GremlinDelirium · 12-07-2003, 02:26 AM

Almost every single day we have hillarious police log entries in our paper at WSU... They are the highlight of the day

aurigus · 12-08-2003, 07:31 AM

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Originally posted by GremlinDelirium
Almost every single day we have hillarious police log entries in our paper at WSU... They are the highlight of the day

Please share

The funniest one from today:

Disorderly conduct: State College Police Department received a report of a naked woman running outside on 12:43 a.m. Sunday. The incident occurred at 411 Waupelani Drive. No one was found upon arrival, police said.

thedrake · 12-08-2003, 12:02 PM

great post

laughter · 12-13-2003, 04:29 PM

I'm probably in one or two of those State College reports.

stingc · 12-13-2003, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aurigus
Please share

The funniest one from today:

Disorderly conduct: State College Police Department received a report of a naked woman running outside on 12:43 a.m. Sunday. The incident occurred at 411 Waupelani Drive. No one was found upon arrival, police said.

Haha. I know her (seriously).

12-04-2003, 08:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
aurigus Insane	Crazy Police Log Entries Our college newspaper has a police log in it, which basically has little blurbs about things the police dealt with. Here is one from today: Disorderly Conduct: The State College Police Department found a naked man covered in condiments in the 300 block of Holly Alley. Police said that he was rolling around in the alley at 12:13 a.m. yesterday as part of a ritual for Sigma Pi fraternity, 303 Fraternity Row. He will be cited with disorderly conduct, State College police said. I couldn't help but laugh out loud. Here is another one from 1997: Criminal Mischief: Two intoxicated football fans, attempting to recreate a Mentos candy commercial, unknowingly went into an undercover police car Saturday and tried to walk through the back seat of the car, the State College Police Department said. The two University students were cited with $300 fines. I figure there has to be many other college and regular newspapers out there with entries like these... do you know of any?

12-04-2003, 10:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	Yeah, frats and alcohol make people do stupid things. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

12-05-2003, 12:53 AM	#6 (permalink)
doodah Tilted Location: somewhere over the fucking rainbow	dude those are hilarious theres a vid with bam magera walking and then crawling though someones driver window and getting out the passenger and just wlaking away it was a strangers car too! __________________ sometimes.. we all just gotta rock out with our cock out and hang out with our wang out... its just how it is....

12-05-2003, 08:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	hehe... i know someone who would do stupid things like this. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

12-06-2003, 11:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
TM875 Addict Location: Amish-land, PA	Considering that about 75% of my high school went to Penn State, I probably know one of those morons. Sad thing is, this doesn't surprise me. __________________ "I've made only one mistake in my life. But I made it over and over and over. That was saying 'yes' when I meant 'no'. Forgive me."

12-04-2003, 09:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
Lotronex Tilted	Are those from Penn State?

12-04-2003, 09:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
aurigus Insane	Yup... Daily Collegian

12-04-2003, 09:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
kifferfong Tilted Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia	The second one had me laughing out loud! Those bozos!

12-05-2003, 05:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Funny stuff!

12-06-2003, 05:22 PM	#10 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	hmm ? __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

12-07-2003, 02:26 AM	#11 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	Almost every single day we have hillarious police log entries in our paper at WSU... They are the highlight of the day __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

12-08-2003, 12:02 PM	#13 (permalink)
thedrake Banned Location: Iowa	great post

12-13-2003, 04:29 PM	#14 (permalink)
laughter Tilted Location: Canada's capital, eh	I'm probably in one or two of those State College reports. __________________ "Laughter is nothing else but a sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of some eminency in ourselves, by comparison with the infirmity of others, or with our own formerly." -Thomas Hobbes