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Old 12-04-2003, 08:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Crazy Police Log Entries

Our college newspaper has a police log in it, which basically has little blurbs about things the police dealt with. Here is one from today:

Disorderly Conduct: The State College Police Department found a naked man covered in condiments in the 300 block of Holly Alley. Police said that he was rolling around in the alley at 12:13 a.m. yesterday as part of a ritual for Sigma Pi fraternity, 303 Fraternity Row. He will be cited with disorderly conduct, State College police said.


I couldn't help but laugh out loud. Here is another one from 1997:


Criminal Mischief: Two intoxicated football fans, attempting to recreate a Mentos candy commercial, unknowingly went into an undercover police car Saturday and tried to walk through the back seat of the car, the State College Police Department said.

The two University students were cited with $300 fines.


I figure there has to be many other college and regular newspapers out there with entries like these... do you know of any?
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Old 12-04-2003, 09:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Are those from Penn State?
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Old 12-04-2003, 09:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Yup... Daily Collegian
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Old 12-04-2003, 09:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The second one had me laughing out loud! Those bozos!
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Old 12-04-2003, 10:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yeah, frats and alcohol make people do stupid things.
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Old 12-05-2003, 12:53 AM   #6 (permalink)
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dude those are hilarious theres a vid with bam magera walking and then crawling though someones driver window and getting out the passenger and just wlaking away it was a strangers car too!
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Old 12-05-2003, 05:55 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Funny stuff!
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Old 12-05-2003, 08:31 PM   #8 (permalink)
 
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hehe... i know someone who would do stupid things like this.
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Old 12-06-2003, 11:15 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Considering that about 75% of my high school went to Penn State, I probably know one of those morons.




Sad thing is, this doesn't surprise me.
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Old 12-06-2003, 05:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
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hmm ?
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Old 12-07-2003, 02:26 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Almost every single day we have hillarious police log entries in our paper at WSU... They are the highlight of the day
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Old 12-08-2003, 07:31 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Almost every single day we have hillarious police log entries in our paper at WSU... They are the highlight of the day
Please share

The funniest one from today:

Disorderly conduct: State College Police Department received a report of a naked woman running outside on 12:43 a.m. Sunday. The incident occurred at 411 Waupelani Drive. No one was found upon arrival, police said.
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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great post
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Old 12-13-2003, 04:29 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I'm probably in one or two of those State College reports.
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Old 12-13-2003, 08:25 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Please share

The funniest one from today:

Disorderly conduct: State College Police Department received a report of a naked woman running outside on 12:43 a.m. Sunday. The incident occurred at 411 Waupelani Drive. No one was found upon arrival, police said.
Haha. I know her (seriously).
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