Crazy Police Log Entries
Our college newspaper has a police log in it, which basically has little blurbs about things the police dealt with. Here is one from today:
Disorderly Conduct: The State College Police Department found a naked man covered in condiments in the 300 block of Holly Alley. Police said that he was rolling around in the alley at 12:13 a.m. yesterday as part of a ritual for Sigma Pi fraternity, 303 Fraternity Row. He will be cited with disorderly conduct, State College police said.
I couldn't help but laugh out loud. Here is another one from 1997:
Criminal Mischief: Two intoxicated football fans, attempting to recreate a Mentos candy commercial, unknowingly went into an undercover police car Saturday and tried to walk through the back seat of the car, the State College Police Department said.
The two University students were cited with $300 fines.
I figure there has to be many other college and regular newspapers out there with entries like these... do you know of any?
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