Drider_it

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

Darklight Adept

ewww, thats....wrong

Hycdubg

That's disgusting, but that was the point wasn't it?

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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

-The Long Kiss Goodnight_

zf0enix

Mmmmmm, roast beef.

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One step closer to the edge...

Cursive

awwwwww man

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Never trust anything that bleeds for 6 days and doesn't die

RAMONES!!!

I HAVE I HAVE SEEN THAT!!!

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Come on

Eviltree

hehe

moose

lol
thats an intersting joke..
funny tho

forgotten_dream

awwww..... so very, very wrong.....

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"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

bahula04

ewww....

platypus

Well, that's one way to describe the creampie.

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

Sparky

Ewwwwwwwwwww, that's just wrong.
**bangs head on desk trying to get visual out of head**

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"I had never really thought about it before," Det. Dern said. "But obviously, giving an elephant an enema can be a very dangerous activity and not something that should be attempted alone."

Drider_it

nooo its there forever..

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It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

The_Dude

lol, what a nice dad

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"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

MexicanOnABike

AHHHHHH!!! thats why u dont get maried! after she gets old and sloppy, u dump her and get a 18year old virgin.

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cheese

*shudder* thats umm WRONG

morlock

YUCK!
But one thing though, most 18 year olds aren't virgins anymore, you gotta get younger than that, but then you get some years.

pilot123

I havent laughed that hard in a long time. Ive got a pit bull, same kinda jowls, just not as big and that would be a funny fuckin site.

jwoody

Good one, I might use it some day.

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