Please pass the mayo
 

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

ewww, thats....wrong

That's disgusting, but that was the point wasn't it?

Mmmmmm, roast beef.

awwwwww man

I HAVE I HAVE SEEN THAT!!!

hehe

lol
thats an intersting joke..
funny tho

awwww..... so very, very wrong.....

ewww....

Well, that's one way to describe the creampie.

Ewwwwwwwwwww, that's just wrong.
**bangs head on desk trying to get visual out of head**

nooo its there forever..

lol, what a nice dad

AHHHHHH!!! thats why u dont get maried! after she gets old and sloppy, u dump her and get a 18year old virgin.

*shudder* thats umm WRONG

YUCK!
But one thing though, most 18 year olds aren't virgins anymore, you gotta get younger than that, but then you get some years.

I havent laughed that hard in a long time. Ive got a pit bull, same kinda jowls, just not as big and that would be a funny fuckin site.

Good one, I might use it some day.