Please pass the mayo
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?" |
ewww, thats....wrong
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That's disgusting, but that was the point wasn't it?
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Mmmmmm, roast beef.
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awwwwww man
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I HAVE I HAVE SEEN THAT!!!
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hehe
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lol
thats an intersting joke.. funny tho |
awwww..... so very, very wrong.....
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ewww....
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Well, that's one way to describe the creampie.
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Ewwwwwwwwwww, that's just wrong.
**bangs head on desk trying to get visual out of head** |
nooo its there forever..
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lol, what a nice dad
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AHHHHHH!!! thats why u dont get maried! after she gets old and sloppy, u dump her and get a 18year old virgin.
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*shudder* thats umm WRONG
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YUCK!
But one thing though, most 18 year olds aren't virgins anymore, you gotta get younger than that, but then you get some years. |
I havent laughed that hard in a long time. Ive got a pit bull, same kinda jowls, just not as big and that would be a funny fuckin site.
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Good one, I might use it some day.
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