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tekaweni · 10-23-2003, 02:21 PM

There was a man who woke up one morning with a red ring around his member. Astonished he panicked and hurried to the emergency room.

The Doctor looked at it and gave the man some lotion to rub on it twice a day, if no results come back tomorrow. This went on for three days when a new nurse happened to be in the same ER. She asked if she could suggest something. The Dr. at his wit's end because he wasn't able to cure the problem, agreed to let the nurse try her hand.

The nurse gave the man a smelly lotion and said rub it very gently on his member before he when to bed. The man went home and followed her instructions.

The very next day came back happy as a lark! He found the nurse and Doctor and thanked them for all they're help.

As the man left, the Dr. turned to the nurse and asked what was the miracle lotion?

The nurse smiled and replied, "Lip stick remover."

lyxo · 10-23-2003, 02:31 PM

Variation of the Joke

There was a man who woke up one morning with a green ring around his member. Astonished he panicked and hurried to the doctor's.

While he was in the waiting room, he saw another man that looked like the same age, seemed to be as frightened as he was. So he asked, "What are you in here for?"

The stranger whispered, "I have a red ring around my penis."

Our man said that he had a similar condition.

The stranger went in first. 5 minutes later, he came out jumping for joy, and ran out.

Our man's mood got lifted, and he was whistling when he strolled into the doctor's office.

After the examination, the doctor shook his head, and said. "I don't know an easy way to say this. We're going to have to amputate your penis."

"What?? That guy had a red ring around his penis and he walked out fine! Why does mine have to be amputated???"

The doctor replied, "Sir, there's a big difference between lipstick and gangrene."

tekaweni · 10-24-2003, 11:19 AM

Hahahah this one is much better! Thanks for sharing

corporatex · 10-24-2003, 05:16 PM

The second one was better than the first in my opinion

txgirl · 10-24-2003, 09:36 PM

love it...

iktoweya · 10-24-2003, 10:35 PM

good stuff

10-23-2003, 02:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Red ring There was a man who woke up one morning with a red ring around his member. Astonished he panicked and hurried to the emergency room. The Doctor looked at it and gave the man some lotion to rub on it twice a day, if no results come back tomorrow. This went on for three days when a new nurse happened to be in the same ER. She asked if she could suggest something. The Dr. at his wit's end because he wasn't able to cure the problem, agreed to let the nurse try her hand. The nurse gave the man a smelly lotion and said rub it very gently on his member before he when to bed. The man went home and followed her instructions. The very next day came back happy as a lark! He found the nurse and Doctor and thanked them for all they're help. As the man left, the Dr. turned to the nurse and asked what was the miracle lotion? The nurse smiled and replied, "Lip stick remover." __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-24-2003, 11:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Hahahah this one is much better! Thanks for sharing __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-24-2003, 10:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	good stuff __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-23-2003, 02:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
lyxo Crazy	Variation of the Joke There was a man who woke up one morning with a green ring around his member. Astonished he panicked and hurried to the doctor's. While he was in the waiting room, he saw another man that looked like the same age, seemed to be as frightened as he was. So he asked, "What are you in here for?" The stranger whispered, "I have a red ring around my penis." Our man said that he had a similar condition. The stranger went in first. 5 minutes later, he came out jumping for joy, and ran out. Our man's mood got lifted, and he was whistling when he strolled into the doctor's office. After the examination, the doctor shook his head, and said. "I don't know an easy way to say this. We're going to have to amputate your penis." "What?? That guy had a red ring around his penis and he walked out fine! Why does mine have to be amputated???" The doctor replied, "Sir, there's a big difference between lipstick and gangrene."

10-24-2003, 05:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
corporatex Loser Location: Vale, South Dakota	The second one was better than the first in my opinion

10-24-2003, 09:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	love it...