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Variation of the Joke
There was a man who woke up one morning with a green ring around his member. Astonished he panicked and hurried to the doctor's.
While he was in the waiting room, he saw another man that looked like the same age, seemed to be as frightened as he was. So he asked, "What are you in here for?"
The stranger whispered, "I have a red ring around my penis."
Our man said that he had a similar condition.
The stranger went in first. 5 minutes later, he came out jumping for joy, and ran out.
Our man's mood got lifted, and he was whistling when he strolled into the doctor's office.
After the examination, the doctor shook his head, and said. "I don't know an easy way to say this. We're going to have to amputate your penis."
"What?? That guy had a red ring around his penis and he walked out fine! Why does mine have to be amputated???"
The doctor replied, "Sir, there's a big difference between lipstick and gangrene."
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