Couple of short jokes - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

tekaweni · 10-10-2003, 02:25 PM

A traffic policeman stops Sister Bridget for speeding. She pulls into the side of the road and winds down her window.

The officer walks round and starts undoing his fly - "Oh dear," she says, "Not the breathalyser again".

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A rather nasty and egotistical man was finally left by his wife, who then re- married someone whom she felt would treat her with more love and kindness. When our nasty hero happened to meet her on the street one day, he couldn't overcome his usual tendencies, and asked her sarcastically, "So, how does that new husband of yours like fucking in used pussy?"

"He likes it just fine," she replied, "once he gets past the used part."

Munku · 10-12-2003, 11:12 AM

Lol took 2 reads to get the second one. :P

chewybaca96 · 10-20-2003, 10:35 AM

Cursive · 10-20-2003, 04:33 PM

i dont get it? someone care to explain?

Junchbailey · 10-20-2003, 04:38 PM

His penis is small and not much of her pussy got "used." I think that's what it means.

Tiger69z · 10-20-2003, 06:58 PM

Yep, i think you're right

It took a while to get actually

Redlemon · 10-21-2003, 07:26 AM

The second one was pretty funny. However, I came in here looking for jokes about short people...

skaterpunk · 10-23-2003, 06:40 PM

thinkers joke...

iktoweya · 10-24-2003, 02:52 AM

Keg-o-Grog · 10-24-2003, 03:48 AM

hmmmm

petergriffin24 · 10-24-2003, 05:52 AM

yeah second one was kinda tricky but funny after getting it

10-10-2003, 02:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Couple of short jokes A traffic policeman stops Sister Bridget for speeding. She pulls into the side of the road and winds down her window. The officer walks round and starts undoing his fly - "Oh dear," she says, "Not the breathalyser again". -------------- A rather nasty and egotistical man was finally left by his wife, who then re- married someone whom she felt would treat her with more love and kindness. When our nasty hero happened to meet her on the street one day, he couldn't overcome his usual tendencies, and asked her sarcastically, "So, how does that new husband of yours like fucking in used pussy?" "He likes it just fine," she replied, "once he gets past the used part." __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-20-2003, 10:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
chewybaca96 We can't stop here! This is bat country! Location: SL,UT	haha __________________ Brian: “Ok, all we’ve gotta do is find the American Embassy, and they’ll help us get home” Stewie: “Home? I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel with that intolerable woman, that fat slob, and that insufferable dog… Oh, you’re right here aren’t you? Oh well, I stand by it."

10-20-2003, 04:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
Cursive Tilted	i dont get it? someone care to explain? __________________ Never trust anything that bleeds for 6 days and doesn't die

10-20-2003, 04:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
Junchbailey Psycho Location: Columbia Falls, MT	His penis is small and not much of her pussy got "used." I think that's what it means. __________________ Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

10-21-2003, 07:26 AM	#7 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	The second one was pretty funny. However, I came in here looking for jokes about short people... __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-12-2003, 11:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Lol took 2 reads to get the second one. :P

10-20-2003, 06:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Yep, i think you're right It took a while to get actually

10-23-2003, 06:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
skaterpunk The Ultimate Badass Location: Tampa	thinkers joke... __________________ "The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom. Without access to true chaos, we'll never have true peace. Unless everything can get worse, it won't get any better. This is all the stuff the Mommy used to tell him. She used to say, "The only frontier you have left is the world of intangibles. Everything else is sewn up too tight." Caged inside too many laws. By intangibles, she meant the Internet, movies, music, stories, art, rumors, computer programs, anything that isn't real. Virtual realities. Make-believe stuff. The culture. The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it's only the intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die."

10-24-2003, 02:52 AM	#9 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	hehe __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-24-2003, 03:48 AM	#10 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	hmmmm __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

10-24-2003, 05:52 AM	#11 (permalink)
petergriffin24 Insane	yeah second one was kinda tricky but funny after getting it