Couple of short jokes
A traffic policeman stops Sister Bridget for speeding. She pulls into the side of the road and winds down her window.
The officer walks round and starts undoing his fly - "Oh dear," she says, "Not the breathalyser again".
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A rather nasty and egotistical man was finally left by his wife, who then re- married someone whom she felt would treat her with more love and kindness. When our nasty hero happened to meet her on the street one day, he couldn't overcome his usual tendencies, and asked her sarcastically, "So, how does that new husband of yours like fucking in used pussy?"
"He likes it just fine," she replied, "once he gets past the used part."
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