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Old 10-09-2003, 04:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Funeral arrangements

This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit.

He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?"

But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank check to buy one.

When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost. He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So... I switched the heads"


(bet you didnt see <b>that</b> one coming)
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Old 10-09-2003, 05:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
Sexy eh?
 
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Geech.. man... I DID NOT see THAT comming.. man.. that's grotesque.. hehehe...
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Old 10-09-2003, 05:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Ayup, walked right into that one. Nicely done.
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Old 10-09-2003, 06:28 AM   #4 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHHA!
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Old 10-09-2003, 07:52 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Good sick joke.
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Old 10-09-2003, 08:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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hahaha thats a pretty good one!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-11-2003, 12:19 PM   #7 (permalink)
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oh!! damd. No, I did'nt see that one comeing.

thats fucked up, hillarious but fucked up.
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Old 10-11-2003, 02:17 PM   #8 (permalink)
I and I
 
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He sure knows how to put out the least amount of effort, hehehe...
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Old 10-11-2003, 07:00 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Which head?
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Old 10-11-2003, 08:13 PM   #10 (permalink)
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bahaha that's hilarious
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Old 10-12-2003, 10:14 AM   #11 (permalink)
Go Cardinals
 
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Funny twist
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Old 10-13-2003, 10:13 AM   #12 (permalink)
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you got me, didn't see it comming at all
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Old 10-13-2003, 11:04 AM   #13 (permalink)
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hahaha I did NOT see that coming! hahaha
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Old 10-13-2003, 12:33 PM   #14 (permalink)
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good one. perfect set-up.
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Old 10-13-2003, 06:56 PM   #15 (permalink)
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lol, didnt expect that.
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