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tekaweni 10-09-2003 04:03 AM

Funeral arrangements
 
This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit.

He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?"

But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank check to buy one.

When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost. He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So... I switched the heads"


(bet you didnt see <b>that</b> one coming)

Regziever 10-09-2003 05:03 AM

Geech.. man... I DID NOT see THAT comming.. man.. that's grotesque.. hehehe...

zaiaz 10-09-2003 05:31 AM

Ayup, walked right into that one. Nicely done.

pta200 10-09-2003 06:28 AM

HAHAHAHHA!

prb 10-09-2003 07:52 AM

Good sick joke.

Midlandmadman 10-09-2003 08:26 AM

hahaha thats a pretty good one!!!!!!!!!

giblfiz 10-11-2003 12:19 PM

oh!! damd. No, I did'nt see that one comeing.

thats fucked up, hillarious but fucked up.

Gortexfogg 10-11-2003 02:17 PM

He sure knows how to put out the least amount of effort, hehehe...

prince_albert 10-11-2003 07:00 PM

Which head?

GM2 10-11-2003 08:13 PM

bahaha that's hilarious

soccerchamp76 10-12-2003 10:14 AM

Funny twist

sky_driver 10-13-2003 10:13 AM

you got me, didn't see it comming at all

uffjohn 10-13-2003 11:04 AM

hahaha I did NOT see that coming! hahaha

mb99usa 10-13-2003 12:33 PM

good one. perfect set-up.

The_Dude 10-13-2003 06:56 PM

lol, didnt expect that.


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