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marcopolo · 10-07-2003, 01:56 PM

One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Henry decided to try to get a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Millie Amp and took her for a ride on his Mega cycle.

They rode across the Wheatstone bridge, around by the sine wave, and stopped in a magnetic field by a flowing current.

Micro Henry, attracted by Millie's characteristic curves, soon had her resistance at a minimum and his field was fully excited. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered her capacitance and pulled out his high voltage probe.

He inserted his probe into her test socket, connected them in parallel, and began to short circuit her shunt.

Fully excited Millie Amp exclaimed, "Mho, mho, mho." With his tube operating at its maximum peak current and her coil vibrating from the current flow, she soon reached her maximum peak potential.

The excess current flow had gotten her coil hot and Micro Henry started rapidly discharging and soon had drained off every last electron.

They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets, until Micro Henry's bar magnet had lost all of it's field strength. Afterwards, Millie Amp tried self induction and damaged her solenoid.

With his batteries fully discharged, Micro Henry was unable to further excite his generator, so they ended it all by reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses.

rmarshall · 10-07-2003, 02:05 PM

A joke for geeks, right?

tekaweni · 10-07-2003, 02:46 PM

Yes a joke for geeks. Which is why I like it

They fluxed all night. HAHAHAHA!

kinsaj · 10-07-2003, 05:41 PM

Mind_Storm · 10-07-2003, 06:06 PM

OMG!!!!

Thats just fucking too rich..Keep em coming marcopolo.

Tiger69z · 10-07-2003, 06:41 PM

Haha that shiz is hilaarious....ayo i'm gonna have to save this.

If you haven't taken physics or something like that you wouldn't understand this much =\

iktoweya · 10-07-2003, 09:10 PM

good stuff

ratbastid · 10-08-2003, 04:56 AM

I imagine that's probably funny.... Sadly I don't think I get most of it.

Chuckles · 10-08-2003, 03:03 PM

oh man that would be pretty hard to think of haha! I LOVE IT!!

Xell101 · 10-08-2003, 05:30 PM

THat is one of the greatest geek jokes ever...

TerresqueÜ · 10-08-2003, 05:42 PM

Hahahaha, really clever joke.

Mantus · 10-08-2003, 08:40 PM

"Mho, mho, mho." - hahahahahahahaha

abelak · 10-09-2003, 03:58 AM

Geek joke - but funny!

iamjero · 10-09-2003, 04:06 AM

Pertty funny. Im reading a book on basic electricty right now so its good timeing beacuse I would not have gotten it a few weeks ago.

duckduck · 10-09-2003, 12:17 PM

Ya know it's bad when you actually understand it.

Scorpion23 · 10-09-2003, 04:51 PM

OMG, whoever thought of that is a genius

dragonhawk · 10-10-2003, 01:21 PM

Geek jokes rule... Hard to tell at most parties, but they are funny

analog · 10-15-2003, 01:23 AM

mho... dammit that was funny.

krazykemist · 10-15-2003, 01:53 AM

Best shit Ive heard in a looong time

telekinetic2 · 10-15-2003, 12:18 PM

hahaha....jokes you have to have taken college courses to understand = teh funny

weasel519 · 10-29-2003, 12:57 PM

haha thats great!

Cecil Beeber · 10-30-2003, 03:28 PM

Whoa - Nice one! I may have to pass that on to all my enginerd friends!

bennyb · 10-30-2003, 07:03 PM

Ohhhhh, what has this world come too :P

MikeyChalupa · 11-01-2003, 05:06 AM

The "Hole Flow Theory" in action.

-Mikey

10-07-2003, 01:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	The Sex Life of an Electron One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Henry decided to try to get a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Millie Amp and took her for a ride on his Mega cycle. They rode across the Wheatstone bridge, around by the sine wave, and stopped in a magnetic field by a flowing current. Micro Henry, attracted by Millie's characteristic curves, soon had her resistance at a minimum and his field was fully excited. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered her capacitance and pulled out his high voltage probe. He inserted his probe into her test socket, connected them in parallel, and began to short circuit her shunt. Fully excited Millie Amp exclaimed, "Mho, mho, mho." With his tube operating at its maximum peak current and her coil vibrating from the current flow, she soon reached her maximum peak potential. The excess current flow had gotten her coil hot and Micro Henry started rapidly discharging and soon had drained off every last electron. They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets, until Micro Henry's bar magnet had lost all of it's field strength. Afterwards, Millie Amp tried self induction and damaged her solenoid. With his batteries fully discharged, Micro Henry was unable to further excite his generator, so they ended it all by reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses. __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

10-07-2003, 02:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Yes a joke for geeks. Which is why I like it They fluxed all night. HAHAHAHA! __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-07-2003, 05:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
kinsaj Psycho Location: somewhere out there	LOL __________________ boom

10-07-2003, 09:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	good stuff __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-08-2003, 05:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahahaha, really clever joke. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

10-07-2003, 02:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	A joke for geeks, right?

10-07-2003, 06:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mind_Storm Tilted Location: The Finger Lakes of New York	OMG!!!! Thats just fucking too rich..Keep em coming marcopolo.

10-07-2003, 06:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Haha that shiz is hilaarious....ayo i'm gonna have to save this. If you haven't taken physics or something like that you wouldn't understand this much =\

10-08-2003, 04:56 AM	#8 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	I imagine that's probably funny.... Sadly I don't think I get most of it.

10-08-2003, 03:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
Chuckles Insane Location: California	oh man that would be pretty hard to think of haha! I LOVE IT!!

10-08-2003, 05:30 PM	#10 (permalink)
Xell101 Junkie	THat is one of the greatest geek jokes ever...

10-08-2003, 08:40 PM	#12 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	"Mho, mho, mho." - hahahahahahahaha

10-09-2003, 03:58 AM	#13 (permalink)
abelak Addict Location: Europe	Geek joke - but funny! __________________ Screw it, Let's go bowling.

10-09-2003, 04:06 AM	#14 (permalink)
iamjero Insane Location: New Orleans/Oakland/San Diego/Chicago	Pertty funny. Im reading a book on basic electricty right now so its good timeing beacuse I would not have gotten it a few weeks ago. __________________ "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" - Joseph Stalin

10-09-2003, 12:17 PM	#15 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Ya know it's bad when you actually understand it. __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

10-09-2003, 04:51 PM	#16 (permalink)
Scorpion23 Psycho	OMG, whoever thought of that is a genius __________________ "Empirically observed covariation is a necessary but not sufficient condition for causality" - Edward Tufte

10-10-2003, 01:21 PM	#17 (permalink)
dragonhawk Psycho Location: In Games.	Geek jokes rule... Hard to tell at most parties, but they are funny __________________ ---------------------------------------------- "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

10-29-2003, 12:57 PM	#21 (permalink)
weasel519 Upright	haha thats great!

11-01-2003, 05:06 AM	#24 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	The "Hole Flow Theory" in action. -Mikey

10-15-2003, 01:23 AM	#18 (permalink)
analog Banned	mho... dammit that was funny.

10-15-2003, 01:53 AM	#19 (permalink)
krazykemist Psycho Location: New Orleans	Best shit Ive heard in a looong time __________________ "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." -- Tolstoy

10-15-2003, 12:18 PM	#20 (permalink)
telekinetic2 Loser	hahaha....jokes you have to have taken college courses to understand = teh funny

10-30-2003, 03:28 PM	#22 (permalink)
Cecil Beeber Upright	Whoa - Nice one! I may have to pass that on to all my enginerd friends!

10-30-2003, 07:03 PM	#23 (permalink)
bennyb Banned	Ohhhhh, what has this world come too :P