The Sex Life of an Electron
 

One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Henry decided to try to get a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Millie Amp and took her for a ride on his Mega cycle.

They rode across the Wheatstone bridge, around by the sine wave, and stopped in a magnetic field by a flowing current.

Micro Henry, attracted by Millie's characteristic curves, soon had her resistance at a minimum and his field was fully excited. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered her capacitance and pulled out his high voltage probe.

He inserted his probe into her test socket, connected them in parallel, and began to short circuit her shunt.

Fully excited Millie Amp exclaimed, "Mho, mho, mho." With his tube operating at its maximum peak current and her coil vibrating from the current flow, she soon reached her maximum peak potential.

The excess current flow had gotten her coil hot and Micro Henry started rapidly discharging and soon had drained off every last electron.

They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets, until Micro Henry's bar magnet had lost all of it's field strength. Afterwards, Millie Amp tried self induction and damaged her solenoid.

With his batteries fully discharged, Micro Henry was unable to further excite his generator, so they ended it all by reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses.

A joke for geeks, right?

Yes a joke for geeks. Which is why I like it

They fluxed all night. HAHAHAHA!

LOL

OMG!!!!

Thats just fucking too rich..Keep em coming marcopolo.

Haha that shiz is hilaarious....ayo i'm gonna have to save this.


If you haven't taken physics or something like that you wouldn't understand this much =\

good stuff

I imagine that's probably funny.... Sadly I don't think I get most of it.

oh man that would be pretty hard to think of haha! I LOVE IT!!

THat is one of the greatest geek jokes ever...

Hahahaha, really clever joke.

"Mho, mho, mho." - hahahahahahahaha

Geek joke - but funny!

Pertty funny. Im reading a book on basic electricty right now so its good timeing beacuse I would not have gotten it a few weeks ago.

Ya know it's bad when you actually understand it. ;)

OMG, whoever thought of that is a genius

Geek jokes rule... Hard to tell at most parties, but they are funny :)

mho... dammit that was funny.

Best shit Ive heard in a looong time :D

hahaha....jokes you have to have taken college courses to understand = teh funny

haha thats great!

Whoa - Nice one! I may have to pass that on to all my enginerd friends!

Ohhhhh, what has this world come too :P

The "Hole Flow Theory" in action.

-Mikey