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tekaweni · 10-06-2003, 09:30 AM

Oscar was unlucky. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he dove out of the airplane and pulled the ripcord. The chute emerged, tangled, and he cut it free. He then pulled the cord on the reserve chute, and it also was tangled. He prayed to God and looked down to the ground below. To his amazement, a woman was coming up with equal velocity.

"Hey, you know anything about parachutes?" he shouted to her.

"No... you know anything about Coleman stoves?"

ally · 10-06-2003, 05:01 PM

poor poor oscar

Ripp3r · 10-08-2003, 01:22 AM

must be me, but i don't get it

anyone care to explain ?

phukraut · 10-08-2003, 10:17 AM

the stove exploded, launching her into the air.

10-06-2003, 09:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Man goes parachuting Oscar was unlucky. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he dove out of the airplane and pulled the ripcord. The chute emerged, tangled, and he cut it free. He then pulled the cord on the reserve chute, and it also was tangled. He prayed to God and looked down to the ground below. To his amazement, a woman was coming up with equal velocity. "Hey, you know anything about parachutes?" he shouted to her. "No... you know anything about Coleman stoves?" __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-08-2003, 01:22 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ripp3r Tilted Location: Dublin, Ireland	must be me, but i don't get it anyone care to explain ? __________________ We All Have Questions What Seperates The Men From The Boys Is The Ability To Use Google To Find Our Answers

10-06-2003, 05:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
ally Insane Location: Boone,NC	poor poor oscar

10-08-2003, 10:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
phukraut Addict	the stove exploded, launching her into the air.