Man goes parachuting
 

Oscar was unlucky. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he dove out of the airplane and pulled the ripcord. The chute emerged, tangled, and he cut it free. He then pulled the cord on the reserve chute, and it also was tangled. He prayed to God and looked down to the ground below. To his amazement, a woman was coming up with equal velocity.

"Hey, you know anything about parachutes?" he shouted to her.

"No... you know anything about Coleman stoves?"

poor poor oscar

must be me, but i don't get it

anyone care to explain ?

the stove exploded, launching her into the air.