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Sexodus · 10-01-2003, 10:37 AM

if any of these are repeats sorry!

Mike calls into the office to notify his boss that he's calling in sick that
day. The boss wasn't in so he leaves a message on his voice mail. Later in the
morning, Glen, Mike's boss, checks his voice mail and hears the message. Much
to
Glen's surprise, Mike didn't sound sick at all. In fact he sounded in pretty
good spirits. So with a degree of suspicion he decides to personally call Mike
at home and confront him about it. He dials the number and after a few rings,
Mike picks up the phone and cheerily answers, "Hello!" "Mike, this is Glen. I
got your message that you were calling in sick today. You don't sound very
sick." And Mike replies, "Glen, I'm busy fucking my sister. How sick is that?"

What's the difference between a good fuck and a good shit? You don't have to
hug
your shit for 20 minutes afterwards

Craig, a little white guy, is sent to Folsom Prison for tax evasion. They put
him in the cell with Leroy The Honky Hater. Leroy says, "Yo. New Meat. We gonna
be cellmates now, so I figger we should be 'married'. You wanna be da wife or
da
husband?" "Uhhh, I think I want to be the husband." "Yeah, dat's fine. C'mon
over here and suck your wife's dick."

Q:WHAT DO U CALL AN ANEREXIC CHICK WITH A YEAST INFECTION

A: A QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE

Chuckles · 10-01-2003, 09:52 PM

hahahahahahahahahha sick... but funny...

Mitzkrieg · 10-01-2003, 10:32 PM

lol, i like that first one. PRETTY SICK!

JadziaDax · 10-02-2003, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sexodus
if any of these are repeats sorry!

Actually, no... if any if these are/were repeats, they would be removed (read the rules). And saying sorry is no excuse for not searching first.

m5man · 10-02-2003, 09:02 PM

You are sick man..my kind of guy.

Sexodus · 10-02-2003, 10:25 PM

Actually i did search! and i found 2 that where repeats and removed them before posting. i was only saying that in the chance that i did not find them in my search!!

but i will keep that in mind, Thanks

nofnway · 10-03-2003, 01:14 AM

dumb nasty and disgusting....but thats just me...the jokes were funny

giblfiz · 10-04-2003, 02:48 PM

Humor will exscuse anything. Your damd lucky that was funny.

10-01-2003, 10:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sexodus Banned Location: The Canyons - Boarding	more bad jokes if any of these are repeats sorry! Mike calls into the office to notify his boss that he's calling in sick that day. The boss wasn't in so he leaves a message on his voice mail. Later in the morning, Glen, Mike's boss, checks his voice mail and hears the message. Much to Glen's surprise, Mike didn't sound sick at all. In fact he sounded in pretty good spirits. So with a degree of suspicion he decides to personally call Mike at home and confront him about it. He dials the number and after a few rings, Mike picks up the phone and cheerily answers, "Hello!" "Mike, this is Glen. I got your message that you were calling in sick today. You don't sound very sick." And Mike replies, "Glen, I'm busy fucking my sister. How sick is that?" What's the difference between a good fuck and a good shit? You don't have to hug your shit for 20 minutes afterwards Craig, a little white guy, is sent to Folsom Prison for tax evasion. They put him in the cell with Leroy The Honky Hater. Leroy says, "Yo. New Meat. We gonna be cellmates now, so I figger we should be 'married'. You wanna be da wife or da husband?" "Uhhh, I think I want to be the husband." "Yeah, dat's fine. C'mon over here and suck your wife's dick." Q:WHAT DO U CALL AN ANEREXIC CHICK WITH A YEAST INFECTION A: A QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE

10-03-2003, 01:14 AM	#7 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	dumb nasty and disgusting....but thats just me...the jokes were funny __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

10-04-2003, 02:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
giblfiz is a shoggoth Location: LA	Humor will exscuse anything. Your damd lucky that was funny. __________________ Use the star one and you'll be fighting off the old ones with your bare hands -A Shoggoth on the Roof

10-01-2003, 09:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
Chuckles Insane Location: California	hahahahahahahahahha sick... but funny...

10-01-2003, 10:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mitzkrieg Insane	lol, i like that first one. PRETTY SICK!

10-02-2003, 09:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
m5man Tilted	You are sick man..my kind of guy.

10-02-2003, 10:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sexodus Banned Location: The Canyons - Boarding	Actually i did search! and i found 2 that where repeats and removed them before posting. i was only saying that in the chance that i did not find them in my search!! but i will keep that in mind, Thanks