Sexodus

if any of these are repeats sorry!


Mike calls into the office to notify his boss that he's calling in sick that
day. The boss wasn't in so he leaves a message on his voice mail. Later in the
morning, Glen, Mike's boss, checks his voice mail and hears the message. Much
to
Glen's surprise, Mike didn't sound sick at all. In fact he sounded in pretty
good spirits. So with a degree of suspicion he decides to personally call Mike
at home and confront him about it. He dials the number and after a few rings,
Mike picks up the phone and cheerily answers, "Hello!" "Mike, this is Glen. I
got your message that you were calling in sick today. You don't sound very
sick." And Mike replies, "Glen, I'm busy fucking my sister. How sick is that?"





What's the difference between a good fuck and a good shit? You don't have to
hug
your shit for 20 minutes afterwards




Craig, a little white guy, is sent to Folsom Prison for tax evasion. They put
him in the cell with Leroy The Honky Hater. Leroy says, "Yo. New Meat. We gonna
be cellmates now, so I figger we should be 'married'. You wanna be da wife or
da
husband?" "Uhhh, I think I want to be the husband." "Yeah, dat's fine. C'mon
over here and suck your wife's dick."







Q:WHAT DO U CALL AN ANEREXIC CHICK WITH A YEAST INFECTION

A: A QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE