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rmarshall · 09-28-2003, 04:00 PM

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar-

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand- jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "I am."

The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich."

89transam · 09-28-2003, 04:08 PM

Going on my list of to tells

thx

Shpoop · 09-28-2003, 04:10 PM

yea not bad,

not bad at all

Flesh · 09-28-2003, 05:17 PM

Latch · 09-28-2003, 05:48 PM

Just when you think it'll be dirty.....

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 09-28-2003, 06:19 PM

Smart guy. Funny.

Glad

Stare At The Sun · 09-28-2003, 07:02 PM

Very smart guy, any that was funny.

hotzot · 09-28-2003, 08:42 PM

thats a good one!!!

TheClarkster · 09-28-2003, 09:59 PM

LOL. I don't know why but that one hit me just right.

Tarn · 09-29-2003, 04:54 AM

LOLOLOLOL !!!!

clifclav · 09-29-2003, 06:10 AM

Very good twist. Thanks

torgone · 09-29-2003, 01:50 PM

Hadn't heard that one in a while.
Thanks!!

edmos1 · 10-02-2003, 02:12 PM

giblfiz · 10-04-2003, 02:38 PM

that is excilent. I also wish I knew where I could get a sandwich for 2.50

09-28-2003, 04:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	cheap lunch A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar- Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand- jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "I am." The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich." __________________ "Do not resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege" Irish proverb

09-28-2003, 04:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
89transam Psycho Location: Central California	Going on my list of to tells thx __________________ I'd rather be rich than stupid.

09-28-2003, 05:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	hah!

09-28-2003, 06:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Smart guy. Funny. Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

09-28-2003, 08:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	thats a good one!!! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

09-28-2003, 04:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	yea not bad, not bad at all

09-28-2003, 05:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Just when you think it'll be dirty.....

09-28-2003, 07:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Very smart guy, any that was funny.

09-28-2003, 09:59 PM	#9 (permalink)
TheClarkster Very Proud of Ya Location: Simi Valley, CA	LOL. I don't know why but that one hit me just right. __________________ Do not speak Latin in front of the books.

09-29-2003, 04:54 AM	#10 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	LOLOLOLOL !!!!

09-29-2003, 06:10 AM	#11 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	Very good twist. Thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

09-29-2003, 01:50 PM	#12 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	Hadn't heard that one in a while. Thanks!! __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-02-2003, 02:12 PM	#13 (permalink)
edmos1 Daddy Location: Right next door to Hell	nice

10-04-2003, 02:38 PM	#14 (permalink)
giblfiz is a shoggoth Location: LA	that is excilent. I also wish I knew where I could get a sandwich for 2.50 __________________ Use the star one and you'll be fighting off the old ones with your bare hands -A Shoggoth on the Roof