cheap lunch
 

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar-

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand- jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "I am."

The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich."

Going on my list of to tells

thx

yea not bad,

not bad at all

hah!

Just when you think it'll be dirty.....

Smart guy. Funny.

Glad

Very smart guy, any that was funny. :)

thats a good one!!!

LOL. I don't know why but that one hit me just right.

LOLOLOLOL !!!!

Very good twist. Thanks

Hadn't heard that one in a while.
Thanks!!

nice

that is excilent. I also wish I knew where I could get a sandwich for 2.50