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Old 09-16-2003, 10:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A guy walks into a bar...

A guy walks into a bar room. He sees a large jar on the bar stuffed with $20 dollar bills. He asks the bartender why there's so much money in the jar. The bartender explains that its the accumulated jackpot on a challenge he's been a running for the last week. You put $20 dollars into the jar to attempt the challenge and if you succeed you get all the money.

To complete the challenge you first have to drink 2 pints of whiskey without passing out. Second, there's a pitbull in the back alley with a sore tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands. Lastly, the old woman who lives upstairs hasn't had sex in the last 30 years. You need to go up and make her happy.

The guy figures there must be at least $4,000 in the jar so he puts in $20 and the bartender pours him 2 pints of whiskey. About 5 minutes later he's finished with the whiskey so he stumbles off his bar stool and out the back door. The bartender hears fierce barking, trash cans being overturned, glass breaking, yelping, and finally quiet.

A minute later the guy stumbles back into the bar. His shirt is torn, his pants are filthy, and he's bleeding from multiple scratch and bite wounds. He leans up against the bar, catches his breath and says...








"Right, now where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"
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Old 09-16-2003, 10:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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omg, funny! totally unexpected. thanks
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Old 09-17-2003, 07:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hilarious loved it
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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hahaha

wubbed it
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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cute variation of a good joke!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-17-2003, 09:10 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Haha! Good stuff.
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Old 09-18-2003, 06:07 PM   #7 (permalink)
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ewwwwwwwwwwww
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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haha , got me off guard. I liked it ,thanks.
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:49 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2003, 02:09 AM   #10 (permalink)
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haha that's great.. I knew I'd heard it before, but couldn't remember the punchline...
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Old 09-22-2003, 12:30 PM   #11 (permalink)
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hahaha
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Old 09-22-2003, 01:51 PM   #12 (permalink)
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thats was really damn funny
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Old 09-22-2003, 06:32 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Go drunkness!
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Old 09-24-2003, 09:48 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Compleetly unexpected!! Good joke!
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Old 09-24-2003, 06:40 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Wow! I totally didn't see that coming! nice one!
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Old 09-24-2003, 07:06 PM   #16 (permalink)
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That's an oldy but goody...
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Old 09-24-2003, 07:20 PM   #17 (permalink)
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that was great! i loved it
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