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Mantus · 09-16-2003, 10:38 PM

A guy walks into a bar room. He sees a large jar on the bar stuffed with $20 dollar bills. He asks the bartender why there's so much money in the jar. The bartender explains that its the accumulated jackpot on a challenge he's been a running for the last week. You put $20 dollars into the jar to attempt the challenge and if you succeed you get all the money.

To complete the challenge you first have to drink 2 pints of whiskey without passing out. Second, there's a pitbull in the back alley with a sore tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands. Lastly, the old woman who lives upstairs hasn't had sex in the last 30 years. You need to go up and make her happy.

The guy figures there must be at least $4,000 in the jar so he puts in $20 and the bartender pours him 2 pints of whiskey. About 5 minutes later he's finished with the whiskey so he stumbles off his bar stool and out the back door. The bartender hears fierce barking, trash cans being overturned, glass breaking, yelping, and finally quiet.

A minute later the guy stumbles back into the bar. His shirt is torn, his pants are filthy, and he's bleeding from multiple scratch and bite wounds. He leans up against the bar, catches his breath and says...

"Right, now where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"

09-16-2003, 10:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	A guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar room. He sees a large jar on the bar stuffed with $20 dollar bills. He asks the bartender why there's so much money in the jar. The bartender explains that its the accumulated jackpot on a challenge he's been a running for the last week. You put $20 dollars into the jar to attempt the challenge and if you succeed you get all the money. To complete the challenge you first have to drink 2 pints of whiskey without passing out. Second, there's a pitbull in the back alley with a sore tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands. Lastly, the old woman who lives upstairs hasn't had sex in the last 30 years. You need to go up and make her happy. The guy figures there must be at least $4,000 in the jar so he puts in $20 and the bartender pours him 2 pints of whiskey. About 5 minutes later he's finished with the whiskey so he stumbles off his bar stool and out the back door. The bartender hears fierce barking, trash cans being overturned, glass breaking, yelping, and finally quiet. A minute later the guy stumbles back into the bar. His shirt is torn, his pants are filthy, and he's bleeding from multiple scratch and bite wounds. He leans up against the bar, catches his breath and says... "Right, now where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"