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o14real · 08-26-2003, 07:32 PM

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A lady got onto a train with her newborn baby. Across from her sat a man who was obviously drunk. He kept starring at her until their eyes met. Without provocation, the man said, in a slurred intoxicated voice, "Lady, that's the ugliest baby I have ever seen." She was shocked and horrified, but decided to ignore the lush. A few minutes later, their eyes met again and once more the drunk spoke; "Lady, I gotta tell ya, that is the ugliest kid I have ever seen!" The woman began to cry, catching the attention of the conductor. After a brief struggle, the drunk was moved to another car. The conducter returned to try and calm the nearly hysterical mother.

"Ma'am", he began "I am so sorry! I don't know what that man said to you, but I can assure you,we are willing to make it up to you. Please feel free to order anything you would like from the dining car, compliments of the house. I will bring you an extra pillow and a bottle of our very best champagne, and, I will personally go to the kitchen and see if I can find a banana for your monkey"

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Happyland · 08-26-2003, 07:58 PM

monkeys aren't ugly

fizzledorf · 08-27-2003, 04:29 AM

babies that look like monkies are

Tiger69z · 08-27-2003, 02:52 PM

You have to wonder who (or more likely what

) is the father

Cujo · 08-28-2003, 06:07 AM

Funny. I like it.

Bill O'Rights · 08-28-2003, 10:35 AM

Uh...Barbara Bush?

bluearmy · 08-28-2003, 05:15 PM

Like it.

tommy thompson · 09-08-2003, 09:39 PM

great stuff...love it...must have been my boss as a child..

Keg-o-Grog · 09-09-2003, 12:06 AM

i want a bananaaaaaaaaaaaaa

drewg · 09-09-2003, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Happyland
monkeys aren't ugly

Yeah, whats up with making fun about monkeys. Monkeys are cute

Well, the tiny ones atleast...

fallen_angel · 09-24-2003, 09:48 PM

little monkeys are so cute, so the baby must have looked like a babboons butt

Dragon_Imp · 09-25-2003, 07:55 AM

That was pretty good lol i like monkeys though!!!!

08-26-2003, 07:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
o14real Insane	That is the ugliest kid I have ever seen! <div align="center"> A lady got onto a train with her newborn baby. Across from her sat a man who was obviously drunk. He kept starring at her until their eyes met. Without provocation, the man said, in a slurred intoxicated voice, "Lady, that's the ugliest baby I have ever seen." She was shocked and horrified, but decided to ignore the lush. A few minutes later, their eyes met again and once more the drunk spoke; "Lady, I gotta tell ya, that is the ugliest kid I have ever seen!" The woman began to cry, catching the attention of the conductor. After a brief struggle, the drunk was moved to another car. The conducter returned to try and calm the nearly hysterical mother. "Ma'am", he began "I am so sorry! I don't know what that man said to you, but I can assure you,we are willing to make it up to you. Please feel free to order anything you would like from the dining car, compliments of the house. I will bring you an extra pillow and a bottle of our very best champagne, and, I will personally go to the kitchen and see if I can find a banana for your monkey" </div>

08-26-2003, 07:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	monkeys aren't ugly __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-28-2003, 10:35 AM	#6 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Uh...Barbara Bush? __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

09-08-2003, 09:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	great stuff...love it...must have been my boss as a child.. __________________ ...a wandering soul...

09-09-2003, 12:06 AM	#9 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	i want a bananaaaaaaaaaaaaa __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-27-2003, 04:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	babies that look like monkies are

08-27-2003, 02:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	You have to wonder who (or more likely what ) is the father

08-28-2003, 06:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
Cujo Crazy Location: Ontari-ari-ari-O, Canada EH!	Funny. I like it.

08-28-2003, 05:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	Like it.

09-24-2003, 09:48 PM	#11 (permalink)
fallen_angel Psycho Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth	little monkeys are so cute, so the baby must have looked like a babboons butt __________________ from the Havens I have fallen. . . to the earth as a mangled form. . . writhing in pain, my wings torn and bloodied. . . I have one purpose, only one goal. . . to find you and love you, for I am your. . . fallen angel

09-25-2003, 07:55 AM	#12 (permalink)
Dragon_Imp Tilted	That was pretty good lol i like monkeys though!!!!