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bluearmy · 09-01-2003, 02:42 PM

A young man on reaching his 17th birthday asks his father if he can have a Ferarri. His father says to him, "Tell me son are you a man yet, can you touch your arse with your dick" The son has to concede that he cannot, at which the father tells him to ask again next year.

The son asks the same question each year to be given the same reply. The son on reaching his 21st birthday proudly tells his father, " I am now a man father, and yes before you ask my dick is big enough to touch my arse. Can I now have my Ferarri?"

The father says, "that is great newes son because now your dick can touch your arse, instead of a ferrari you can go fuck yourself"

Brewmaniac · 09-01-2003, 05:49 PM

Saw it coming. Thanks

JTC · 09-01-2003, 09:36 PM

Hahahaha

I hate it when dads are smartasses

Tickford · 09-02-2003, 03:59 AM

Yeah nice..... seen it before...

Gortexfogg · 09-02-2003, 07:41 AM

Funny stuff!

Blistex · 09-02-2003, 10:24 AM

OMG! it was sooo freaking obvious but somehow i didnt see it coming. Bravo!

09-01-2003, 02:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	New car dad A young man on reaching his 17th birthday asks his father if he can have a Ferarri. His father says to him, "Tell me son are you a man yet, can you touch your arse with your dick" The son has to concede that he cannot, at which the father tells him to ask again next year. The son asks the same question each year to be given the same reply. The son on reaching his 21st birthday proudly tells his father, " I am now a man father, and yes before you ask my dick is big enough to touch my arse. Can I now have my Ferarri?" The father says, "that is great newes son because now your dick can touch your arse, instead of a ferrari you can go fuck yourself"

09-01-2003, 05:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Saw it coming. Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

09-01-2003, 09:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
JTC Tilted Location: Australia	Hahahaha I hate it when dads are smartasses __________________ I like to eat cheese

09-02-2003, 03:59 AM	#4 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	Yeah nice..... seen it before... __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

09-02-2003, 07:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Funny stuff!

09-02-2003, 10:24 AM	#6 (permalink)
Blistex Psycho Location: Tiger I Turret	OMG! it was sooo freaking obvious but somehow i didnt see it coming. Bravo!