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bluearmy 09-01-2003 02:42 PM

New car dad
 
A young man on reaching his 17th birthday asks his father if he can have a Ferarri. His father says to him, "Tell me son are you a man yet, can you touch your arse with your dick" The son has to concede that he cannot, at which the father tells him to ask again next year.

The son asks the same question each year to be given the same reply. The son on reaching his 21st birthday proudly tells his father, " I am now a man father, and yes before you ask my dick is big enough to touch my arse. Can I now have my Ferarri?"

The father says, "that is great newes son because now your dick can touch your arse, instead of a ferrari you can go fuck yourself"

Brewmaniac 09-01-2003 05:49 PM

Saw it coming. Thanks

JTC 09-01-2003 09:36 PM

Hahahaha :D

I hate it when dads are smartasses

Tickford 09-02-2003 03:59 AM

Yeah nice..... seen it before...

Gortexfogg 09-02-2003 07:41 AM

Funny stuff!

Blistex 09-02-2003 10:24 AM

OMG! it was sooo freaking obvious but somehow i didnt see it coming. Bravo!


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