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Old 08-31-2003, 10:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Hippie

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"

"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:

"I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!"

"Yeah?", says the hippie.

"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. 'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.

"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"

"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!
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Old 08-31-2003, 10:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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As much as I've seen this joke, it never gets old. Ever.

Infact, quite possibly one of my favorites.
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Old 09-01-2003, 12:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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haha, never gets old. thanks
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Old 09-01-2003, 07:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Lol I've never seen that one before but it's hilarious.

Good work.
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Old 09-01-2003, 10:07 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lol...did see that one coming
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Old 09-01-2003, 11:32 AM   #6 (permalink)
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hahaha, yup, didn't see it coming!
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Old 09-01-2003, 03:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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funny stuff, heard it before, but still good for a laugh
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Old 09-01-2003, 11:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hadn't heard it before, GREAT ONE!
definitely made me laugh
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Old 09-10-2003, 09:17 PM   #9 (permalink)
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so...bus driver...guy or girl?
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Old 09-10-2003, 09:48 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I've never heard that one before, but it's damned hilarious.
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Old 09-11-2003, 06:59 AM   #11 (permalink)
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KellyC, good point - i guess we assume it's a guy, and if so, the joke is hilarous!

mildy funny if it's a girl...
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Old 09-11-2003, 02:15 PM   #12 (permalink)
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i didnt see it coming... never heard it before, it was great!
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Old 09-12-2003, 04:14 AM   #13 (permalink)
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That was great.
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Old 09-12-2003, 09:47 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Haha , thats a new one for me. Im gunna have to remeber it.
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Old 09-12-2003, 10:27 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Hilarious!!! That's what you get for trying tp pick nuns....
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Old 09-12-2003, 02:26 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Now that IS funny
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