The Hippie
 

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"

"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:

"I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!"

"Yeah?", says the hippie.

"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. 'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.

"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"

"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!

As much as I've seen this joke, it never gets old. Ever.

Infact, quite possibly one of my favorites.

haha, never gets old. thanks

Lol I've never seen that one before but it's hilarious.

Good work.

lol...did see that one coming :)

hahaha, yup, didn't see it coming!

funny stuff, heard it before, but still good for a laugh

hadn't heard it before, GREAT ONE!
definitely made me laugh

so...bus driver...guy or girl?

I've never heard that one before, but it's damned hilarious.

KellyC, good point - i guess we assume it's a guy, and if so, the joke is hilarous!

mildy funny if it's a girl...

i didnt see it coming... never heard it before, it was great!

That was great. :)

Haha , thats a new one for me. Im gunna have to remeber it.

Hilarious!!! That's what you get for trying tp pick nuns....

Now that IS funny