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From yesterdays The Sun newspaper, not a joke but pretty amusing:





According to Thomas Cook some holidaymakers are just never satisfied.

Here are the top ten most bizarre customer complaints received by the firm in recent years:

1
On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food at all.

2
The beach was too sandy.

3
I bought a snorkel and swimming mask for my six-year-old son, but he was too upset to use them as the fish frightened him.

4
It rained on my birthday.

5
Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.

6
I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.

7
It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.

8
We bought ‘Ray-Ban’ sunglasses for five euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake.

9
None of the hotel staff was English, and the tea didn’t taste the same as at home.

10
I would like to complain about the price of alcohol in the resort. It was too cheap and I woke with a hangover every day.

TIO

lol
I love no. 10
(Anyone ever had a Jungle Juice?)

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Strewth

cchris

Aarrrgh

That brings back memories.

Thanks.

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There's a fine line between participation and mockery

Shpoop

haha, i love 7 and 8

PayUp

no. 10 is by far the best

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doubleaught

if you don't remember jungle juice you should probably go back to college...

HunterDevourer

I hope that some of these individuals made the complaints in jest. Yet I sadly realize that they didn't, I laugh so I will not cry.

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