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not a joke, but funny
From yesterdays The Sun newspaper, not a joke but pretty amusing:
According to Thomas Cook some holidaymakers are just never satisfied.
Here are the top ten most bizarre customer complaints received by the firm in recent years:
1
On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food at all.
2
The beach was too sandy.
3
I bought a snorkel and swimming mask for my six-year-old son, but he was too upset to use them as the fish frightened him.
4
It rained on my birthday.
5
Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.
6
I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.
7
It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.
8
We bought ‘Ray-Ban’ sunglasses for five euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake.
9
None of the hotel staff was English, and the tea didn’t taste the same as at home.
10
I would like to complain about the price of alcohol in the resort. It was too cheap and I woke with a hangover every day.
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