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Old 10-08-2003, 02:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Teachers present

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.

The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"

"That's right!" shouted the little boy.

Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!" "That's right!" shouted the little girl.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy answered.

The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy answered.

Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"

The boy replied, "A puppy!"
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Old 10-08-2003, 03:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha thats a funny one.
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Old 10-08-2003, 05:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Eww...
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Old 10-09-2003, 08:45 AM   #4 (permalink)
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hahaha I thought this was a really good one. wonder why not many replies....
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Old 10-09-2003, 11:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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very funny. thanks
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Old 10-09-2003, 11:51 AM   #6 (permalink)
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so the kid brought a liquified puppy? that's not what liquor store owners sell!
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Old 10-09-2003, 12:39 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Aaaccckkkkk....shocking, but funny.
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Old 10-09-2003, 10:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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lol, and did she look what color the liquid was?
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Old 10-09-2003, 11:06 PM   #9 (permalink)
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ew.........HAHAHHA! funny!
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Old 10-10-2003, 07:28 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Urine coulda looked like white win or champagne...

Fucking sick, though.
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Old 10-10-2003, 08:52 AM   #11 (permalink)
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