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soccerchamp76 10-08-2003 02:30 PM

Teachers present
 
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.

The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"

"That's right!" shouted the little boy.

Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!" "That's right!" shouted the little girl.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy answered.

The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy answered.

Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"

The boy replied, "A puppy!"

Monre 10-08-2003 03:31 PM

Haha thats a funny one.

TerresqueÜ 10-08-2003 05:40 PM

Eww...

Midlandmadman 10-09-2003 08:45 AM

hahaha I thought this was a really good one. wonder why not many replies....

clifclav 10-09-2003 11:39 AM

very funny. thanks

niobius2 10-09-2003 11:51 AM

so the kid brought a liquified puppy? that's not what liquor store owners sell!

zaiaz 10-09-2003 12:39 PM

Aaaccckkkkk....shocking, but funny.

Silverbrain 10-09-2003 10:52 PM

lol, and did she look what color the liquid was?

The_Dude 10-09-2003 11:06 PM

ew.........HAHAHHA! funny!

twotimesadingo 10-10-2003 07:28 AM

Urine coulda looked like white win or champagne...

Fucking sick, though.

Gnzo 10-10-2003 08:52 AM

Nice...


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