Raisin Bread

[abelak]

A general store owner hires a young female clerk who
likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young
man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the
loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt
(or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he
has a brilliant idea.
" I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.

The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread,
which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing
almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just
as he surmised he would be.

Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really
should get 2 loaves as he's having company for dinner. As the clerk
retrieves the 2nd loaf of bread, one of the other male customers
notices what's going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf
of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view.

With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to
catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon each person is
asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After
many trips she's tired, irritated, and thinking that she is really
going to have to try this bread for herself. Finally, once again atop
the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below.
She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd staring up at
her.
Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells, "Is yours raisin, too?"

No, " croaks the old man.... " but it's startin' to twitch."

hahahaha

that could be the best crap joke i heard in a long time!

[twotimesadingo]

excellent. saw it a mile away, but it's still good.

[Midlandmadman]

that was a good one!!!