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twist769 · 08-19-2003, 08:45 AM

A man approaches a police constable in the street.
" Excuse me officer, but is one allowed to call a police constable a motherfucking cocksucking bastard ? "
Officer says: " Why, of course not, you could be arrested for that..."
The man says: " What if you call a motherfucking cocksucking bastard a constable? Is that allowed ? "
Officer: " Why, I guess so.. "
Man: " Well, goodbye then, constable !! "

Midlandmadman · 08-19-2003, 08:47 AM

not too funny........ imo

GM2 · 08-19-2003, 08:48 AM

Then why say anything?

I liked the joke myself.

iktoweya · 08-19-2003, 10:40 AM

bluearmy · 08-19-2003, 11:13 AM

Subtle

twist769 · 08-19-2003, 12:51 PM

Ok, I'll admit it too. The joke isn't that great, but there have been worse ones posted.

RemyLebeau97 · 08-20-2003, 10:04 PM

Hmmmmm, nice try

Tickford · 08-23-2003, 07:32 AM

So take that...

Flesh · 08-23-2003, 07:44 AM

smile..

Slims · 08-23-2003, 02:28 PM

It got a chuckle.

wakelagger · 08-26-2003, 09:01 PM

my lip may have twitched a little...

tinytim · 08-26-2003, 09:28 PM

I like it.

Root_Beer_Man · 08-26-2003, 10:11 PM

im confused...

08-19-2003, 08:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
twist769 Upright	Constable A man approaches a police constable in the street. " Excuse me officer, but is one allowed to call a police constable a motherfucking cocksucking bastard ? " Officer says: " Why, of course not, you could be arrested for that..." The man says: " What if you call a motherfucking cocksucking bastard a constable? Is that allowed ? " Officer: " Why, I guess so.. " Man: " Well, goodbye then, constable !! "

08-19-2003, 08:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	not too funny........ imo __________________ Its good to be back.

08-19-2003, 10:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	hehe __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-23-2003, 07:32 AM	#8 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	So take that... __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-23-2003, 02:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	It got a chuckle. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

08-19-2003, 08:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
GM2 Insane	Then why say anything? I liked the joke myself.

08-19-2003, 11:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	Subtle

08-19-2003, 12:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
twist769 Upright	Ok, I'll admit it too. The joke isn't that great, but there have been worse ones posted.

08-20-2003, 10:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	Hmmmmm, nice try

08-26-2003, 09:01 PM	#11 (permalink)
wakelagger Insane Location: Toronto	my lip may have twitched a little...

08-26-2003, 09:28 PM	#12 (permalink)
tinytim Tilted	I like it.

08-26-2003, 10:11 PM	#13 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	im confused... __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

08-23-2003, 07:44 AM	#9 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	smile..