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 A man approaches a police constable in the street." Excuse me officer, but is one allowed to call a police constable a motherfucking cocksucking bastard ? "
 Officer says: " Why, of course not, you could be arrested for that..."
 The man says: " What if you call a motherfucking cocksucking bastard a constable? Is that allowed ? "
 Officer: " Why, I guess so.. "
 Man: " Well, goodbye then, constable !! "
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